What is the secret? What is the one true path to a woman’s heart? If you say money, you’re the type of cuck that would let a richer dude bag a chick just cause he’s got the cash. It’s not that easy and you shouldn’t let it be that easy.
Another possible answer is a pleasurable personality. It’s true that charm and charisma go a long way. The only counter is the abundance of toxic bad insane people who will not make the best decisions for themselves. You ever see a girl on Twitter/tik tok talk about how they met a genuine guy and don’t know how to react? I say they don’t know because usually their reaction is confusion or fighting against it. Sometimes they’ll continue to test the guy or lead him on…the fuck? Reciprocate! But, evidently, everyone has some mental issue and so a good personality must not be the only thing you can depend on.
So I was actually think about this Tweet earlier today, realizing how based it is.
- Ninja, if you don’t know, is a top tier Twitch streamer most famous for his Fortnite career
- This tweet originally cause him to get laughed since it’s such a strange thing to brag about
- Now by “based” I use the word for concepts that are true beyond comparison
Let’s dissect what exactly he’s saying here. First of all, League of Legends is an accursed game (I will not elaborate further here) but some matches can be difficult especially if you are as much of a tryhard as Ninja. For his wife, to bring him any meal at all while BRA LESS…that’s actually nice of her. And good for him! Do we not all want this?
“Yes that’s obvious” you say and so I ask why were stones thrown his way?
But more importantly, FOOD. That is what I realized when I remembered this tweet. The key to a woman’s heart must be a good meal. And from the little netcdotes (anecdotes on the net) I have seen, this is true. I mean a dinner at some nice restaurant is pretty standard for first dates but most people come out feeling extra positive when their date home cooked the meal. It shows that person cared and is putting tangible work into the relationship, into wooing you over. It much moreso tangible than just buying then something or being nice to them as they can eat it!
Now there’s much knowledge about the power of food, the power of love. I was about to say science instead of knowledge but these following examples aren’t wholly academic and they still hold knowledge.
Firstly, dopamine, that devilish chemical does get activated when eating foods. Especially foods you find enjoyable. Because the enjoyment is showcases by the dopamine. That enjoyment can birth memories, build foundations on your favorite foods, preferences, and also cause an abusive relationship if you have an allergy. I’m just saying, some people who lack toes eat more ice cream than me!
Secondly, one of the biggest points of Catholicism is being able to eat (not vore) Jesus Christ. Please do not vore Jesus Christ. This of course draws from the fact that Jesus loves humanity enough to die and take all of their sins upon himself. The best way to repay, he decided, was to eat upon his flesh which each Catholic does at least every Sunday according to their belief. But feasting in memory of someone is not rare, nearly every cool culture has a festival where you just eat a bunch of food.
Fricken Minecraft bases it’s entire breeding concept on food. In this game, in order to breed animals or even other “humans” (villagers) you have to feed them whatever they like. You feed a pig a carrot, it got hearts floating over his head. Feed another pig and these two will make your next meal.
So there’s not really a disagreement, right? It’s ubiquitous that food works to make good feelings be, correct? Like this is partly why the argument “women should stay in the kitchen” exists, because there you can make endless shows of love to your hardworking husband. But the same should be in the reverse, a man in the kitchen for his hard working wife. We all loved when our (assuming good) parents made us food. You can do it for them now!
So why would you answer money or niceness to the question? Dummy. I wonder what the other answers were (comment below!).
But yeah, next time, when you’re trying to figure out how to wow someone, just make them a meal. I mean, you can still use on gifts, spoiling, and cool pickup lines but that can’t be your only answer. You don’t know how to cook anything?
Like not even bread?
No but seriously, just learn one recipe. What, are you chasing multiple partners? Just like the Minecraft pig, learn what they like first and make that. Then you win..just like that. As long as you don’t mess up completely (not in an embarrassing way but like criminal).
Also, if you do make a successful first day and decide to continue the relationship…maybe learn a second recipe. Just to change it up for the weekends lmao. Also remember to communicate and be aware of your partner’s emotional needs.
Remember to not perform such a thing for one night stands or ghosts
tdwriter 