“They went in the sewers there,” a civilian said to Luke Cage. Luke found the opening the mercs left behind. Venom followed him in the sewer but Hellcat sat on the rooftops to call Jessica. No answer. Aw man, I wanted to tell her where Luke is going now. I wonder what she’s doing. Thinking about it, Bullseye always acted on the orders of Wilson Fisk. Maybe Rhino, Fisk, and Bullseye are connected. Jessica probably went to Rikers! I’ll find her there. Meanwhile, Jake, Gena, and Crowley followed Luke into the sewer. It was dark but Luke was far too focused on what’s ahead to check these three civilians (who had guns on them) following him.
A couple of miles out to sea was the SHIELD Helicarrier, an extra large aircraft carrier. That is SHIELD for Supreme Headquarters of International Espionage and Legal Extradition Division. It is an American born organization by Howard Stark that is represented and funded by the United Nations. It handles international criminals and keeps nations in check with spies among everyone. There isn’t even an American bias among the organization as they have interfered with the War on Drugs and American Imperialism up to this point. The Director is Nicholas Fury, an eye patch wearing motherfucker. The Weapon Plus org wants to rival SHIELD but SHIELD recognizes their research to currently be illegal. As long as Weapon Plus doesn’t use their projects for crime, SHIELD will not prosecute them. Deadpool, although of unknown origins to SHIELD, is a prime suspect of criminal superhumans especially because he’s so elusive. All agents sent after him never return.
Nick Fury stood at his podium before his audience of agents. “Okay, so that’s all the video feed NY’s cameras’ can give. They entered the building via catapult, killed 31 people, and then entered t he sewers at this intersection. We suspect they are still down there and so, much to Coulson’s desire, we are sending the Big 3 after them.” The Big 3 are the top field agents of the organization; British “Taskmaster” Tony Masters, French descendent “Hawkeye” Clint Barton, and Russian “Black Widow” Natasha Romanoff.
Nat replied, “back to New York so soon” as she remembered her mission with Tony Stark, son of Howard Stark.
“You three will go in, either eliminate or capture the two, and leave. There is no need for covers, just act in secret.”
“Will do sir! We’ll be back in 24 hours at the latest,” Tony said.
So the three suited up. Tony wears an all white bodysuit, a skull mask, and a white cape that’s green on the inside. White boots and gloves, he holds a white shield and a shiny silver saber. He also gears a gun somewhere on his person and he is proficient in all methods of combat due to his photogenic memory. On his shield is a green eagle that represents SHIELD. Clint wears a purple outfit with black affects while Nat wears a full black skintight suit which zips. Clint wears a Captain America inspired mask which is purple with an H instead of an A. It does have an opening to let his spiked hair breath. Nat does not wear anything on her face, letting her red hair fall just past her neck. The three took a helicopter to New York.
The Terrigen mists are an oxygenic reaction from a space rock discovered in the Hamptons last year. Now a man simply known as Blackbolt protects the rock in a sealed chamber as it unfortunately gave him the power to control all matter of sound in a 20 meter radius around him. Unlike the Manhattanites, his fanbase and public awareness is stuck to Long Island. He mostly goes around chasing his brother and current nemesis Maximus who was also exposed by the mists to become a psychic. His psychic abilities allow him to warp the mind of those in a 20 meter radius. But never mind about Maximus today, Blackbolt was a bit concerned about the death of Iron Fist so he traveled to Manhattan to meet with his allies; Doctor Strange and Spider-Man. Interestingly, Blackbolt can fly as long as he travels on radio waves.
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Peter Parker left Columbia as Spider-Man once more completely lamenting his situation. “What the fuck? I have to miss calculus again after missing Chemical History this morning. I didn’t even get to fully update myself on the news when that bank started to get robbed.”
Spider-Man swung off campus and fell toward the bank across the street. A few minutes ago, all of the toilets and faucets in the bank started to shoot water like crazy volcanoes. In under two minutes, the bank was flooded on the inside but it started to lessen as Spider-Man closed in. Inside were several floating corpses in the knee deep water. Spider-Man quietly scanned the room with a sense of fear. He turned to the sound of splashing water. Standing there was a disguised Namor, he was wearing a goblin mask. That was his entire disguise. He still had his V suit but not his trident. He carried a large bag of hundy bands. Namor stopped and looked at Spider-Man.
“Strange to see you here, Goblin.”
Namor said, “stranger things have happened,” and then tried to make his way to the bathroom but Spider-Man shot a string that attached him to a wall. I meant to catch Spider-Man off guard, after I deliver this money to Hogarth. But at least I am disguised and I am never truly disadvantaged. Namor dropped his bag and then easily ripped the string from the wall.
Whoa, my stuff is like paper to him, “Okay but you’re not obviously the Goblin, what are you doing? Who are you?” Spider-Man asked, getting into his crouched position.
Namor started walking toward Spider-Man, “I am the Goblin. Robbing da bank.” He kicked up a wave of water that Spider-Man swerved past. Crazy that my spider sense was tingling for just some water. Spider-Man threw a left punch that Namor effortlessly pushed aside. Spider-Man then splashed some water to distract Namor for a second. Reaching through the spray, Spider-Man pulled off the goblin mask but then Namor quickly headbutted the bug across the room. Namor returned the mask to his face.
Spider-Man rose out of the water feeling the welt on his forehead, what kind of power level is this guy at? Namor dropped into the water. Incredible Spidey-Sense rung at high alert so he took to the ceiling. Namor rose up from under him in a chase. Spider-Man jumped to the wall Namor gathered some water on the palm of his hand and swung it in Spider-Man’s direction. Spider-Man covered his face instinctively and felt the water droplets strike him like gun bullets. WHAT THE FUCK?
Okay, so no messing with this guy, Spider-Man thought. Namor dropped down under (the knee deep) water and swam up to punch the wall apart. Spider-Man bounced off and webbed some rubble to hit Namor’s face. Focusing on outward power, Spider-Man closed in and landed two heavies across Namor’s face. Namor’s head rocked a bit but then Namor replied with a straight punch. So fast! Spider took a step back before continuing his assault. Now that Namor was fully turned this way, he blocked each punch, kick, and flip with speeds that Spider could not catch up to. “Water Dragon Strike”, Namor said before pressing his two palms against Spider’s chest. This sent him across the room, the air out of his breath, and echoed the damage through every vein in the body. He…he had prepared for that attack. I saw him pull his body back. But it was so quick, he was blocking me at the same time. He’s crazy strong!
Spider-Man sat up in the water more exhausted than before. His eyes were hazy and breath was very labored. Namor walked up to the boy. “Is water your superpower? Or something in that vein?”
Namor raised his right foot into the air. “Imperius-”
Spider-Man shot a string connecting that foot with the ceiling, sending Namor up with a spring force. He shot through the ceiling and then crashed into the water below. Spider-Man was hunched now on his two feet. Namor rose and Spider pulled the rest of the ceiling down on him. Spider hopped on top of the pile and then Namor exploded with energy sending Spider-Man into the air. Of course, a web was attached to Namor too. On his chest.
“Huh, wait,” Namor said as they continued to ascend.
“Looks like we’re all dry up here. You won’t have your speed anymore.” Namor raised his foot. His wings flapped dry. “Water those!!? Get it? Huh? Cause water and you know the meme?”
Namor ripped the web but Spider fired two more to bring himself to the Sea King. “Spider Takedown”, as Spider-Man was pulled toward Namor, he flipped through the air led by a foot. So faster and faster he was pulled before finally kicking Namor down into the bank burying him in a five foot crater. Still midair, Spider quickly changed one of his web dispensers to an electric type and fired a web to discharge the well of water.
“AAAAAAAAAHHHH,” Namor shouted in great pain. The water exploded from the discharge but no Spider-Man was hurt by the spray.
Spider-Man clung to a wall, “sorry, I’m making an electrocutive decision on this matter!” He bent his back backwards to aim. Namor rose in a fury and quickly dashed at the Spider. “AAHHHHH,” Spider-Man shouted, firing electro webs consecutively. Namor was stunned and shocked by each one trying to get closer still. Finally he dove but then Spider soared across the room and scattered more webs continuing to shock the man.
Land, sea, and air, I have no challengers. This kid dares to embarrass me with a little fault of physics of my OWN water!? I- I- I! I can suffer no longer, I must kill him later when this infernal electric water will do me no damage.
Quickly, in between shocks, Namor swam to his money bag and then to the bathroom where he fell back into the sewers. Feeling no danger from the water, Spider-Man dropped to the pool. He slowly paced across the floor until he noticed, “shit, he got his bag! I…I couldn’t even avenge everyone who died in this bank…”
Drying off in the locker room at Columbia, Peter tried to call Jessica but she did not answer. He then watched the Daily Bugle video on Danny Rand, now undisturbed by exploding banks. “Oh…oh no…”
A couple minutes later, Spider-Man met with Quicksilver. Hanging down from his webby ceiling, he ripped off the mouth cover from Pietro. “Are you sure you wanna do that?” Pietro asked.
“No but I have to ask, are you a part of Team Deadpool?”
“Team Deadpool?” What did he do now?
“Yeah; Deadpool, a native by the name Bullseye, and Aquaman.”
Aquaman sounds like a Wade-esque nickname for Namor. Who the fuck is Bullseye though? “No, I am not.”
“Liar. You totally are. You tried to kill me this morning and Deadpool has gone and killed Iron Fist. You guys must be hunting down superheroes!”
Aw man, I really wish I tried to kill you earlier. Wade got the first kill and it was probably the most viral video on the Internet! “Spider-Man, biggest superhero of New York, if not the mascot of the city, is targeted by several different people. Could only be a conspiracy.”
“Hey, was that sarcastic? That’s my thing.”
“Listen, you’re old pal,” lemme think, “Doc Ock hired me to do you in. I don’t know any Deadpool but he was also probably contracted by someone. So no use in talking to me for information.”
Spider-Man narrowed his eyes. Hmm…I really wish I was Daredevil right now. “Well whatever, you stay here”. The bug swung away and then fired a web at Pietro’s mouth before disappearing behind a corner.
This time, Pietro kept his mouth open so the web stuck to the opening of his mouth. With his superspeed, he effortfully chewed through the web. Then, he started yelling for help.
In the sewers, Namor found that much of his money was still somehow dry. “That burlap sack seller is really worth his price. I should have paid him.” Namor collected from the pile what he would need to pay Hogarth. He left the sack there in a dark corner and then swam to Midtown. “This city has some really dogshit aqueducts.”
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