“What do you mean Dr Strange isn’t in the country this week?”
“Spider-Man, he went on a vacation with his mistress,” Drumm replied. “Now leave, I’m zombie experimenting.”
“As unorthodox as that sounds, it’s not the weirdest thing I’ve seen here. When is he coming back? It’s kind of an emergency.”
“The Triple Threat, as you called the successors of the Sinister Six, don’t sound like an emergency. He’ll come back Sunday.”
“I need him an hour ago. I almost lost to one of them. We need someone powerful to overwhelm them. I can’t unite the Defenders by myself.” Drumm turned around and raised an eyebrow. “The Defenders is kind of our superhero team name. Like how Captain America had the Invaders.”
“Don’t care anymore actually.” Drumm opened a drawer and manifested a phone. “Here, call him yourself.”
“Oh thanks, it’s the only number on here”. Spider jumped to the ceiling to stand upside down from. “STRANGE!”
“Parker? Leave me alone, I’m on vacation.”
“It’s an emergency. There’s these new super villains targeting us Defenders. One of them is even stronger than me.”
“Horrible. Be back Sunday.”
“Hey, stop saying that like you can just turn back time when you get here. They already killed Iron Fist!”
“Well that is unfortunate. He was a nice man. I can get a flight to come back tomorrow.”
“Uh portal? Remember that? Great game.”
“No, I’m enjoying my vacation, I’m not just going to cut it short with a portal. I didn’t portal to Crete in the first place.”
“Really but come on…”
As Spider-Man continued his convincing, Strange looked over at Clea who was dressed in a very skimpy purple bikini. She shook her breasts at him and he dropped the phone.
“Strange? Strange? What’s that sucking sound? STRANGE!?” Strange hung up. “Well that was nice. Can my life get any easier?”
“Can you go bother someone else?”
“Wait! Where’s Wong?”
“In his room.”
Spider-Man searched through all the house before finding the door labeled ‘Wong’. Spider-Man opened the door to a hell dimension. The entire room was on red and black fire. There was a great being in black armor that gave an order to two squid-like demons who decapitated an imp. Spider-Man closed the door. “You know, I think I hate wizards.”
13:45
Near Central Park, there was a La Quinta Inn and Suites. There Namor talked to the receptionist. “Ah yes, your room is now ready, mister Atlantic.”
Namor turned around to Bullseye in his old suspicious coat and Wade in his street clothes. “I called for a room before we reached New York.”
“Why didn’t you say that earlier?”
“It wasn’t ready earlier. Let’s go up.”
So they reached their room and Namor immediately turned around to leave. But before he did, he said, “enjoy the room service, free tv, or even masturbate but please stay in here! I’m going to deliver my money for my court case. That will be the time the city cools down so we can hunt again.”
Bullseye then said, “well we were planning to wait until night to go after Daredevil and Moon Knight.”
“Good. So just wait here. Please, Benjamin, don’t let Wade do anything.” Namor then slammed the door.
“Do anything? I’m taking a big sleep. Spent my whole day getting my balls crushed and my dominatrix wasn’t even there. Can you order some food? Wake me up early so I can shower before we hunt,” and so Wade crashed on the bed.
Bullseye then took the other bed and felt at rest for the first time in a long time. He fully relaxed into it and sighed. Slept took him before he could call for food.
The SHIELD helicopter carrying the Big 3 landed on the landing pad on top of the Stark building. They hadn’t even asked Tony Stark for permission but instead they asked Jarvis, Stark’s AI that controls his building. He wouldn’t be aware of their presence until Natasha hacked her way into Tony’s lab. This is a wide and semi-dark room where he builds his mecha exoskeletons known as Iron Man. Even though they stepped in without trying to be sneaky, he still did not really look over at them. So Nat smiled at her partners before coming up behind Tony and sliding her hand from his knee toward his crotch.
“That smell, Natasha!?”
“Hi babe, miss me?”
“I mean yeah but not because of this.”
Natasha pulled away from him. He noticed the other two who quietly waved. “Oh I see, I’m getting JFK’d now.”
“No, you’re fine. Fury still appreciates your maverick tendencies even if Shield can’t use your technology.”
“Aw yeah, I made it! Then why are all of you here?”
“Uh, Tony, sorry to be the bearer of any news but Danny Rand was murdered by international mercenary Deadpool. We’d hope you have any information or possibly like to lend any help.”
“Oh. Wow, Danny Rand? That is a news flash. Maybe warm me up next time or something.” Nat put her arms in the air and rolled her eyes. “If you want to use my building as a temporary base, go ahead. I’ll figure out what I want to do,” said international superhero Iron Man who has never fought alongside the other Defenders.
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