Riker Three-Way
19:30
It was just before sunset.
“Well here you are in a good hiding place, arguing with me that it isn’t a good hiding place,” Logan said before taking another drag off his cigar.
“A bit retarded isn’t she,” Kwannon said.
“No I am not,” Viper said, “I’m making the argument because we can’t both be hiding here!”
“Ignore them,” Bullseye said, “it’s past sunset so shouldn’t we attract them now Not even five hours left.”
“Nigga you ain’t get to say ‘ignore them’ like you important here,” Cottonmouth said.
“What are you even doing with them?” Diamondback asked, “You used to be Fisk’s Ace of Spades.”
“Better things than you, Ace of Diamonds.”
“I know, we’ll settle this with an epic rap battle. Up to the challenge, hoodlums?” Wade asked.
“HOODLUMS?” Cottonmouth and Diamondback exclaimed.
“Weren’t you two literally raised in the hood?”
“Wade, their American,” Pietro said, “the whole country is a hood.”
“This is so stupid,” Black Mamba muttered.
Namor stepped out of the river, “why don’t we fight for this island?”
“Another stewpid person. Namor, we only need it for like five hours,” Kwannon said.
“Then you snakes can shoo for five hours,” Namor said.
Viper argued, “no, it’s ours. We took advantage of the city abandoning it first.”
“Who flooded it thus allowing the city to do that?”
“I don’t know. Who flooded it?”
“Me!” The snakes scoffed and Cottonmouth even gave his famous chuckle.
Then Cottonmouth said, “listen, let’s just do the fight. A fight between the ten of us, no Bullseye included.”
“Yeah don’t invite me.”
“Shut up Bullseye,” Logan commanded, “we’re not fighting you either. If Namor is done with his bath-”
“The most grotesque water.”
“-Then call Tony Stark, Kwannon.”
“Hold on now,” Viper said.
“Told you, we’re doing serious shit on this island. We’re the team killing superheroes, otherwise you guys would have no chance. And I’ll kill you too, I’m fucking Wolverine.”
Kwannon put her hand on Logan’s mouth, “Ello governor. Wait Mister Stark, did you just answer a random call?”
“This is a Canadian number so you must be with Wolverine.”
“Mhm. Well we are at Rikers Island if you’d like to bring the whole team.”
“Ready to surrender?”
“No. Fuck you Stark! I was supposed to act like some civilian who spotted Deadpool.”
“This isn’t even Stark. This is his computer Jarvis using his voice. You just got tricked by a computer.”
“Really?”
“No I was kidding, this is the real Tony Stark. Leave your message at the beep.”
“THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE!”
Pietro pointed at Manhattan. A helicopter was headed their way. “He’s just stalling you lowkey. They’ll be here in a second.”
Constrictor then said to Viper, “isn’t it just best to overpressure the superheroes with the eleven of us?”
“But then we’d owe these idiots something.”
“When would we see them again?”
“Be careful, Constrictor. Economy of the world is earned by what is owed. This is why you work for me. We’ll defeat both teams, the Wolverine is a superhero too.”
“Alright team, it’s time to put on our super suits,” Wade said, putting the duffle bag on the ground. The five put their hands over the bag and said “go go X Force!” A bright light blinded Bullseye and the Snakes as they entered a transformation sequence. Anyways, we’ve finally reached Wolverine’s costume. He wears a bodysuit that has blue pants and a yellow for the top. His boots are yellow, he has black fingerless gloves, and the top has shoulder pads. There are black tiger stripes on his sides and a small X symbol on his chest. On his head, his mask is yellow and allows his jagged hair to breathe. Around his eyes are a black frame curved up into his hair. Now it’s time for the blessed climax…
Spider-Man, Strange, Iron Man, Daredevil, Taskmaster, Punisher, Black Cat, Black Widow, Hellcat, and Moon Knight
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Wolverine, Quicksilver, Psylocke, Deadpool, Namor, Bullseye
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Viper, Cottonmouth, Constrictor, Diamondback, Black Mamba
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