X-Force vs the Defenders 8

“Taskmaster, your nine o’clock,” Daredevil said. Masters turned to Bullseye throwing a 50 pound bowling ball at him. Quickly, Masters brandished his adamantium shield which deflected the ball upwards without a dent. Stark blasted off into the air while Strange landed in the middle between the three hills. He placed his glowing hand on the ground saying, “Omwentelen” and the whole island was enveloped in a glowing circle. Then all of the rubble started to lift, float, and spin. The supers jumped off the piles and landed on the ground as they watched the various rocks orbit the island. They would go to almost as far as Jameson was but also up high to about 2000 feet. They seemed to have their own random paths go in and out the island. None went underwater. “For you, Spider-Man.” They will be referred to as ‘steen’.

“Oh cool,” he fired one string to a steen as it passed by and another to “oh- whoopiee,” Deadpool who was dragged toward him. 

“Be for real Deadpool, Iron Man is here,” Wolverine shouted.

The helicopter flew carefully within the orbit. He tried to move in. Iron man flew past him. “Alright well, let the Majin blossom Jarvis.” And the suit unleashed scores of mini missiles that were all locked to the specific heat signatures of the villains during the conversation. Afterwards, Iron Man free fell back to the island.

Quicksilver entered high speed but with “Vertragen” he found himself moving not slower but in slow motion! Still, to everyone else, he moved normally. “What the-” Strange floated a bit above him and then swung his cape back allowing the Blackbolt zombie to fall out. “Marionet”, glowing white strings descended from Strange’s fingers and landed on Blackbolt’s joints. Blackbolt’s flesh on the head had been removed leaving just his skull behind the mask. The rest of his muscles were left alone. He looked a bit pale. “That’s cool dude,” Pietro responded. “Wait, that guy’s dead, I almost exhausted myself killing him.” Strange replied, “you don’t understand the spell.” Pietro turned as he heard something and then watched his side split open due to a Night Slash from Trish. Very confused at his slowness, he was then taken aback when Supersonic Blackbolt shoulder checked him into the ocean. He, of course, flew very slowly into the water.

Namor scoffed and quickly ran off the island. “I’ll make thirty seconds out of them,” Psylocke announced. “En garde, Martians!” She pounced on the snakes who split up. Viper then turned around and pressed on her wrists releasing mustard gas from her gauntlets. Although she was blinded, Psylocke said, “you think I can’t follow you”. Using telepathy, she discovered Viper’s mind just in front of her. She spread her arms for a PK Cancer but her waist was suddenly wrapped by Constrictor’s iron ropes. He slammed her against a steen and then the ground. 

Wolverine cut through a steen jumping in the middle of the heroes. Ignoring him, Masters approached Bullseye with his sword. Frank unleashed his shotgun at the more ready Logan who simply cut the shot apart. Then Logan suffered a taser from Nat, clubbing from Daredevil, and a slashing from Felicia. “Whatever,” Logan said before spinning with his claws out like a blade. “Move out,” Daredevil commanded and they all moved back to watch Logan blown by ten missiles. The missiles hit Bullseye, Pietro, and all of the others at this moment as well. 

Namor kept moving despite it and then suddenly Blackbolt flanked him and came out in front. In a sonic boom, he tackled Namor, sending him into the ground. Pietro was still flying slowly toward the ocean. 

“That sucked,” Deadpool said after suffering the missiles. Spider landed on a steen and then swung DP around sending him through other steens. “Hey Lameson,” Spider teased as his steen flew by.

“He’s spreading debris all over my deck!”

DP sawed through the string with, “maximum effort!” and then he landed on his own steen nearby Spider. “You’re mad. I got my dick wet and you didn’t and you’re mad.”

“No, we’re just fighting for the lives you took,” Spider said, shooting several nets.

The webs stapled DP to his steen which suddenly veered away from Spider, “you’re just mad!” Spider swung after it but was hit by a steen. “Damn.”

“You’re not walking off that for real,” Masters argued as Bullseye threw grenades at him. Masters shielded himself but the force of the explosions still sent his ass to the ground. Masters then watched as the right side of Bullseye, the only side that took missile damage, finished healing. “Hmm, something’s not right.” Then he shielded himself again.

The helicopter came low flying blasting Bullseye and then laid Logan with machine gun fire before going up again. Pissed off, Logan jumped onto a steen following helicopter. Frank sniped him a few times which Logan growled at. The steen then chose a different direction so he super-leaped at the copter. Daredevil and Nat were running in this direction. DD quickly boosted Nat who back flipped onto his hand. She flew for Logan and crane kicked his face out of the air. “Keep going,” Daredevil demanded and the two continued running for Psylocke. Logan rose from the ground. Then he got on all fours and quickly caught up with DD who kicked him away, “okay, I’ll stall for a moment, just stun Psylocke”. Nat winked and smiled. Logan dashed past DD leaving three slashes across his chest. DD tossed a club hitting the back of Logan’s head. DD then leaped with the other club raised above his head and brought it down on the mutant. Logan reached behind him and around DD before slamming him face first in a small steen. Logan then stabbed the ground with his right claws and approached the laid DD, breaking the ground as he came closer. DD stuck his two clubs together and then clicked so it unlatched shooting into Logan’s eye. Logan’s hand waved through the air sending gravel over DD like a blanket. Then Logan was machine gun blasted by Frank, “RAAAAAAHHHHH!” DD quickly squirreled out of his rocks, “thanks Frank”. “RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!”

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