Deadpool charged at Masters. Taskmaster always prepares himself before his fights by watching recordings or pre-fighting the opponent. There have been some tapes of Deadpool that Shield has collected over time that he was watched repeatedly all for tonight. Masters raised his shield and sword. He looks like he’s hitting high because he actually wants to go low, so Masters lowered his shield and shortened himself all just to watch Deadpool jump over him and cut off his cape (leaving a slash at the top of his back). Masters turned around thinking well now we’re close up so I can match his nitoryu, he swung his blade that Deadpool backbent under. “Whoa, don’t cut my tip”. Masters gandered to unfortunately sight an erection in DP’s suit. “It’s uncontrollable,” he bent forwards in order to headbutt Masters. Masters took the hit and a few feet back. No… Deadpool wildly swung his sword almost as if he wasn’t trying to aim at Masters. “Like I didn’t even want to fuck Felicia but she caught me at a bad time”. Masters defended himself properly but found himself continuing to back up. Oh I see, he’s trying to corner me with this tree behind me, that’s why he jumped over me. Well its not going to be that- Masters was brought out of his thoughts when he realized Deadpool strapped a grenade on his sword. Deadpool now swung for his shield. “Like I was hard and she was already horny for some reason…” Masters threw his sword at Deadpool’s legs blowing the both of them into the air. When does he have the time to think of this shit? Masters turned in the air and flung his shield Rogers style. It sliced off Deadpool’s left arm as he threw a rope ladder from out of his duffle bag. The two grabbed either side of the ladder and then it caught onto a rising steen. They swung downwards about to collide. Deadpool yelled, “so she fucking saw it and couldn’t get off of me!” while Masters fired from his pistol. These shots entered DP’s chest and head. They raised their legs at each other as they collided, but then Deadpool let go of his ladder and wrapped his left arm around Masters to turn until he was on the agent’s back. Outstanding, he’s never grappled before. He should’ve wrapped his legs around me to try to teabag me. Deadpool then took out an empty syringe (what, not a knife or bomb?). Deadpool stabbed it into Masters’ aorta and pulled out a selection of blood while Masters struggled. “So I fucked her although I don’t really ever knew if she liked it”. He tossed the syringe and pulled out another one to take more blood. Does he intend to just drain me? “But I really hate those men and women that try to use you just for sex. OH and those enby’s are just the worst!! How do I even appeal to them?” I’ll have to, Masters let go of the ladder. They were like 800 feet in the air. Shoving Deadpool off of him, he turned and blasted his pistol several times. Except…where’s my gun?? Deadpool unloaded into Masters. Wait when did he??? With one hand? “Oh well that’s my story and I can’t reload this,” he let the gun fly off, “Hey, Fury dude in the mask, I know if I kill one of your people, you’re going to like declare war on our organization but this is also probably your best guy. So I’ll see you next time!”
Fury shouted at Masters, “Masters, what are you doing? Why are you hesitating??”
“This is incorrect. This is simply not it. I need to rewatch his videos. Our data is insufficient!”
“Masters watch out!”
“Booyah-,” Deadpool started with a right hook and then a punch with his left stub. A kick to the jaw, several more across the body, and a full body dive tackle. They rolled through the air with the two punching each other but then Deadpool unsheathed a katana and carefully cut through the armor before stabbing Masters through his chest. The skull mask fell off into the wind. “-kashaw”. Blackbolt came in a sonic boom carrying Deadpool away. Masters then blew up as a bomb was strapped to him. Strange’s jaw dropped even further when Deadpool exploded on Blackbolt, his body falling into the water.
Fuck, Strange thought but he turned his attention to Namor who tried entering the water once more. A damaged Blackbolt punched him back to land. Namor thought there has to be a way around him. They are too broken right now. This was like the twentieth time. Spider-Man’s steen neared this part of the island and he simply looked on. “You made all these rocks for me to attach to and just my lock, all of them are far way from me!” On the other side, Pietro was trying to swim back to shore although confused by his speed.
Moon Knight caught up to Frank and Natasha who were running around the perimeter of the island. “How can I help?” He never found the Wolverine.
“There’s three snakes unaccounted for,” Natasha said. “We have to make sure they are arrested before they are killed by the X-Force.”
“X-Force?”
“That’s what one of the snakes called them.”
“Moon Knight, go on the rocking above us, they are ahead,” Frank announced.
MK asked, “How can you tell?”. After he did though, he saw as if a deathly aura rose from Frank Castle. “Oh, your bloodlust.”
MK leaped high in the air due to his spring boots. Then he glided in the night sky thinking there’s no way I’m not five minutes late to the date. And yet I will continue even if I end up being two hours late.
Cottonmouth hid behind a rock and as Frank walked by, he fired his gun. Frank ducked under the predicted path and fired a headshot into Cottonmouth. “Frank!”
“Finger slip, heads up,” he said as Viper and Mamba turned around. They were further ahead on a ramp. They looked up to see Moon Knight descend and he kicked Mamba off. Viper turned to him swinging a hook on a chain. He swerved past it and punched her against the wall. She then spit a mass of darts that he guarded himself with his arm. He lowered his arm to deliver another punch which Viper ducked under to land an uppercut. Due to his heightened durability, this did not really hurt but something else on her hand had pierced him. She was wearing piercing knuckle cuffs from which he felt the poison of instantly. Then she pulled on her chain that stabbed his leg. Instantly he felt weak and dizzy.
Natasha forward catching up to Mamba who was dusting herself off. “I ain’t even a boxa. The fuck are these chumps doing attacking me!”
“Lady, you’re in the middle of a war,” Nat said. She tossed a weighted rope around Mamba’s ankles. It spun around and bounded Mamba’s legs together.
“Oh kinky,” then she felt down her legs and had eye contact with Nat. She slowed to a freeze unaware that her mentor just blew up in the air.
Frank ran up the ramp and fired at Viper. Viper took the blow to her shoulder but released a chemical gas bomb that made him jumped back. He covered his mouth with his hand thinking, just like Agent Orange huh? “Mimicking other pricks is not the best thing to do.”
She released several more smoke screens surrounding Frank. Completely blinded, he pushed his back against the wall and took a knife out. He heard a body fall. And then a gunshot. Frank squatted and then crawled heading closer and closer to where he heard the gun. He soon came to the edge and peered over it carefully although there was still smoke and smoke. He aimed his gun downwards remembering exactly where Mamba had fallen. Looking there he sighted two shining eyes and fired. The smoke cleared with a breeze (from Blackbolt flying by) and Frank looked to see Mamba on the ground covering her gun wound. There was also Viper standing over a dead Natasha. Viper pointed her gun at Frank.
Mamba complained, “how that ain’t work on ya? It even worked on the Black Widow!! Didn’t I entice you with a yearning for love?”
“So you’ve enticed me with,” then her head hit the floor as he shot again, “the reason I became a killer”. Viper fired but Frank quickly rolled back. He looked over to Moon Knight collapsed on the floor. His body was shaking and he seemed to be mumbling to himself. Frank scooted toward him keeping a watchful of downhill. He slapped MK and then took off the face wrappings. “You look dead as hell Marc Spector”. Marc replied with something unintelligible. “At least not all of us on Cereberus were assholes.”
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