Using her psionic knives, Psylocke easily excavated Wolverine. “Whoa, Kwannon, what’s with all of the bruises?”
“The Daredevil can deal a lot of damage! Do you know what happened to ol Benny?” Deadpool now reached them. Daredevil grabbed Spider-Man and they hid behind a tree a couple of feet away.
“The fodder fucking died to another fodder,” Wolverine answered.
“Aw, did you really hate him that much?”
“Yes, he kept trying to be the protagonist in our mission! And he didn’t know how to relax, the man was a total poindexter.”
“Guess I shouldn’t have invited him to our team after throwing a truck at me,” Deadpool said.
“Alright, we got less than four hours and still three targets. But Namor’s going to do his thingy.”
“Right, that’s why I brought my trusty umbrella,” Deadpool said, bringing it out of his duffle bag.
After spreading it above them, Kwannon said, “wow this is super big. Like 8 people could fit under.”
Daredevil said to Spider-Man, “so Namor’s going to flood the island again. While I gave Psylocke a decent beat down, she seems to be able to take more damage.”
“That’s rough. How do we knock them out for arrest?”
“I remember Thor used special bonds on Loki but they are both on Asgard and it only stopped his magic. It would be convenient if we could induct them with something that sapped their powers.”
“Yeah I guess. Otherwise, we keep hitting them hard enough that it doesn’t kill.”
“Anyways Spider-Man, let’s do something crazy…”
Jameson looked overboard as he noticed the tide suddenly drop. Suddenly, Strange would look over to see a sudden growth of water that towered over the staircase. From anywhere in New York, one could see this gleaming tower of water rise against the night sky. And then it arched over the island before just coming down in a hurricane-esque torrent. Stark quickly flew himself and Trish out of there while Strange created his personal barrier with “Blokkeren”. Daredevil politely smiled at the 4 mutants as he and Spider-Man stood under the umbrella. They just crossed their arms and shook their heads.
“New Yorkers are disgusting, at least ask if you’re coming under our umbrella,” Deadpool said.
“They must have no comradery in Canada,” Spider said to Devil. Then he fired webs sticking each of their ankles and wrists together.
“Cunt-” Logan said but his mouth was webbed closed.
Then Daredevil said, “hey, we aren’t going to kill you unlike yourselves so this isn’t much of a fair war. How do you want to surrender?”
The mutants exchanged looks and then DP said, “probably if Tony Stark went Infinity War mode on us.”
Pietro added, “but when they send all of us, there really is no surrendering. We’re supposed to win.”
Daredevil argued, “you say this which only concretes the fact that you aren’t mercenaries. Even the media was wrong about Bullseye who has been the personal Ace of Spades for Wilson Fisk. Whatever money from this job, you don’t need it. Your ‘boss’ is big enough to pay for whatever you need daily. This is a command from your government. What is this about?”
“This guy’s good, he could get us to quit,” Kwannon warned.
Strange then watched a barely visible large hand descend from the sky. The hand held a pencil. No way, it’s the One above All! It reached the group under the comically large umbrella. It wrote into the ground, “nothing matters. Just fight”. Then it disappeared.
The water finally washed off the island although the tornado took some of the water and would continue to spray it over the island in a light rain. The staircase was also unchanged by the water. From behind, Namor chucked his trident although Strange’s cape flew the wizard away. “Very noble of you” Strange said. Namor sincerely thanked him.
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