“It’s on again,” DP shouted, throwing the umbrella up but then a quick updraft carried him into the air. His hands were webbed to the umbrella and he yelled. Kwannon easily freed herself but then Spider leaped over her, strung her hands, flipped, and then tossed her through several stairs upwards. She ended up rolling onto one that Iron Man dropped Hellcat onto. “I know this is sexist but,” and Stark flew away.
“I’m not really stifled,” Pietro said as he started hopping toward Daredevil. Logan tried stabbing the webbing over his mouth but it was too thick to even tear through. Spider-Man decided to swing up toward Deadpool. Pietro reached Daredevil and tried to dropkick him but the Devil simply moved out the way. Pietro fell on his ass and lamented, “I’ll adapt, just wait.”
Daredevil did a short hop, flipped three times in a ball midair, before bringing his heel down on Pietro’s forehead. This is known as the Devil Finisher. Pietro’s head cracked the ground as it hit and he bled from the wound. Okay still couldn’t knock him out but at least the webbing is keeping him.
Daredevil looked over to Wolverine who was still struggling while his one claw was stuck in the webbing in his mouth. Logan was thinking, his webs are much tougher than when I fought him in Toronto! I used to cut through this like everything else. That was back when he was Amazing so maybe he upgraded. The only help is Kwannon who can cut through anything. Daredevil realized this at the same time and turned the tip of his bow staff so that it was a cane. He leaped at Wolverine, who suddenly jumped straight up, hooking himself to the mutant’s ankles. They rocketed through a stair as they rose.
Spider-Man swung around kicking into Deadpool’s chest. “Hope you don’t mind my Mary Popping into this.”
“That was a shit joke and you know it,” DP said, smacking him away with the umbrella. As Spider-Man fell, he fired a string at the umbrella and pulled it away “well why is it easy for you to break??” Spider strung himself to DP’s chest and pulled them together. DP drew his swords triggering the Spider sense. Wolverine flew past him and Spider sent a web thus stopping his forward momentum. “Now this is fun,” DP said as Wolverine dragged Daredevil, Spider-Man, and Deadpool through the next stair.
Stark landed next to Strange and immediately blasted Namor who rolled to the side. Namor then blasted lighting which Strange reflected back at him using “Reflecteren”. Namor jumped over this and flew higher with the other two flying after him. Stark fired several missiles while Strange used “Belegeren” sending a small ball of light toward Namor. It entered Namor and caused him to explode. His nefarious spell attacked me from the inside! Hearing the approaching missiles, he turned around and swung his trident sending them back to the staircase. Strange and Stark then ascended flanking him from either side.
Night Slash, Hellcat slashed across Psylocke’s chest. “Oh, I could do that faster,” Psylocke said. PK Leo, she cut Hellcat’s stomach open. Trish fell on her back taking deep breaths. She almost killed me there. In fact, I’ll just die from blood loss but even if, I need to make it over…Trish then rolled over the ledge falling to the next step.
Logan now finally reached Kwannon’s stair although he floated momentarily in front of it. Kwannon noticed him and was about to cut the webs but Deadpool flew in her face since Spider threw him. Daredevil was then boosted by Spider to the stairs. He landed in between the mutants and kicked Deadpool away. Wolverine now fell and Spider pulled him closer to him while kicking upwards into his face. This kick gave enough force for Wolverine to pull the claw out of his mouth and now he shouted, “LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN, I DO NOT APPRECIATE THE BONDAGE YOU PUT ME IN!”
“Whoa, what a polite way to complain,” Spider said, falling back down and dunking on Logan’s dome.
“Not the Daredevil,” Psylocke said, rising but then he rolled to her, grabbed her legs, and smashed her onto the ground.
Deadpool rose by mentioning, “I just remembered, Fight Club was not a very good film but at least it was a less socially harmful film than Birth of a Nation.” Daredevil pounced at him with a swing from his bow staff that Deadpool blocked with his sword. DP hopped back and forth since his ankles were still webbed together. DD split his staff and now started trading swings with DP, “have you seen Birth of a Nation? They hated black people so bad, they had a white person do blackface for a rape scene where the girl rather kills herself to show how disgusting a black person could be. In their heads!” After a block, Devil hit DD’s balls from underneath. “GINGER!”
“Stark,” Namor started, “at least I try to fight you with my flesh. You’re not even in the suit right now.”
Revealing his face for a moment, he replied, “I am right here, nimrod.”
“Step out of your suit. That would be fighting me with your flesh.”
“I don’t even need to fight you at all. Bewilder him, Strange.”
“Right,” Strange spread his cape and a series of iridescent Namors flew out heading straight for Namor. They all had ankle wings and tridents. Namor’s eyes popped out and his jaw dropped.
Then he gritted his teeth saying, “the original is best,” and he charged against his clones. In a zigzag, he struck through each namor with ease making them shattered like glass. Strange then shot his arms forward sending a wall of mirrors at Namor which all reflected him. It crashed against him scarring his skin as if glass actually entered. He fell and the two descended with him. The mirror spell is known as “Illustreren”.
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