“Good job guys,” Deadpool said, waving his nubby arms. He was then stabbed through his belly from the back. “Fuck! He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
Daredevil was huffing as heavily as before. He eyed the four other mutants who slowly walked up with evil grins. “I guess I could have just run and hid. Maybe you have a deadline. If we hid instead and just waited, none of us would have died fruitlessly today.”
“Uh yeah, we have until midnight so you could’ve waited like five hours. That would be super pussy though. Turns out Canada’s better in either case.”
“C-Canada?”
“Yeah, our boss is Weapon Plus. They’re an organization with a monopoly on super soldiers like us. We rival the Hellfire Club in England, the Ten Rings in Asia, used to be the Hand in Japan, Shield, and you guys in America. This was sort of a bet to see who reigns supreme right now. You took down the Hand, right? So we win overall.”
Daredevil slowed his breathing as he realized the situation. Namor asked, “you mean to still fight us and not just surrender?”
Daredevil backed away from Deadpool with his fists lowered at his sides. He smiled, “You haven’t won yet. I am still around to beat you!”
“We’ve fought the Hand and the Hellfire Club” Namor started raising one of DD’s clubs. “Hulk, Iron Man, Strange and Spider-Man and other superhumans. But none have been more adamant than you, truly the most fearless of all. Matthew Murdock, forever you are the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen. Imperius Rex” and at high speed, he bashed Daredevil’s skull with lethal force. Daredevil collapsed on his back, fists still clenched.
Wade asked, “who the fuck is Matthew Murdock?”
“Well now that I took the time to smell him, I recognized him as the blind lawyer from Hell’s Kitchen. The law office I visited.”
“Oh. Cool. Full circle on that shit.”
Kwannon asked, “wait, were we getting our asses kicked by a blind lawyer?”
“You were,” Pietro answered.
“Noooo stop. Guys, Bullseye was getting his ass kicked, biweekly, by a blind lawyer,” Logan said. He lit a cigar, “Boys, we just fucking won the war!” They cheered.
Later, they found and killed the Rhino. They were able to trade all of his bank account over to their own and so they bought a new jeep. They finally left the States singing along to “X Gon Give it to Ya” by DMX as it is their theme song Wade asked DMX to write for them (rest in peace). And that folks, is the time the Immortal X Force assassinated the Defenders of New York.
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