New Clown in Town
Out at sea in the New World
Caesar Clown, the Mad Scientist, floated above the ocean. “It’s like hell navigating without a log pose. A few days and we haven’t seen one island or any friendly ships. Just that one retard with his Kraken. What kind of pirate is he to be sailing out here and making whirlpools??” Caesar lowered himself returning to the Germa ship.
Vinsmoke Judge responded, “it’s fine, our contact’s going to send us a snail-mail soon. We’re just drifting. It was bad luck to meet those brothers but we’ve survived.”
A few hours later, “Winch Green” Yonji spotted Empty Bluffs, “finally an island. And there’s so many ships at port. That flag though…it’s a pirate island…”
On Empty Bluffs, the Clown Palace
“Thanks Richie,” Buggy said drinking more water. Crocodile was on the floor getting seen too by the medical team. Alvida and the others were there now.
“Hey it was 200 guys, we couldn’t stop all of them,” Alvida excused.
“Did you try?” They all raised their arms in a shrug. “You guys are the worst officers!”
Perona asked Crocodile, “hey why do you even need medics?”
“To heal properly. When in sand form, I am immortal since I can always reform but damage taken as a human needs to be medically considered. I didn’t see the attack so I forgot to become sand. A mere fluke though.”
Daz showed Perona his scar/dent from Shishisonson, “see, if a logia was always stuck in elemental form, they might not be able to reconstruct and continue to suffer like this.”
Perona floated off saying, “Oh I see why Mihawk called Akainu a cheater. He said Akainu must’ve caught Kuzan as a human to burn off his leg like that. Then Kuzan wouldn’t be able to fight anymore.”
“Exactly how I lost my hand. Now I look fly with this hook, kuhahaha” Croc said.
Buggy called Mihawk on the snail, “Hey why don’t you just go rescue Moriah on your own!?”
“I don’t want to. Perona only came to convince you to rescue him,” then he hung up.
“Hah! I was right. That horrifying girl was totally ly- hey DON’T JUST HANG UP LIKE THAT!”
“Was he on the phone to hear that?” Galdino asked.
“Shaddup! I’m totally ignoring Moriah now.”
Shewwwww- BOOM! The building blew up once more and the gang fell down to the lower floor. They heard a voice shout, “shurorororo, give up your ships and your treasure!”
Buggy hit the ground on his ass complaining, “holy shit, who the fuck thought of attacking us?”
“We’ve blown up a lot recently,” Mohji joked.
“That person sounds like their coming from above,” mentioned Cabaji.
Crocodile reformed holding the nurses in his hands, “that laugh, it’s that fraud scientist!”
Caesar flew past the palace and started dropping air bombs on the town below. “Surrender, surrender, shurorororo!”
“Arg! It’s a ghost,” a stereotypical pirate said.
“Blow him up,” they fired guns and cannons at him but it just past through the gaseous Caesar. Caesar cackled again and then turned around stopping midair. He crossed his arms and left a huge grin on his face. He asked, “what can you retards do against a genius like me?”
“You’re the blimey retard,” Brock answered with his gun raised. “Do you know which island you landed on? Which Emperor rules this sea?”
“Wait really? an Emperor!?” asked Caesar completely shocked. Caesar looked at the flag again but didn’t recognize it at all. “Shurorororo, you almost got me but I’m smarter than you. But fine, if you’ve got gutso, I’ve got the cure.” Caesar spread his arms and shouted, “Gasu Gasu: Shinokuni!” He suddenly expanded in size and became purple in color. He descended down on the town immediately petrifying the pirates.
“Holy Fuck,” exclaimed Brock watching someone else get incased before he himself suffered the same.
“Shrurorororo, it’ll just take me a bit more time to find your treasure now that you’re all dead. You must have a coward of a captain but then again, I am the genius God of Life and Death!”
A little away in the sea, Niji asked Reiju, “why are we letting him pillage them like regular pirates? We’re royalty.”
“The pirates we had a tea party with did empty our treasury. We need money if we reach a real port town.”
“Scoundrels.”
Caesar turned at a sound seeing a sand tornado fly at him, “who the-” The tornado sucked in gaseous Caesar and whirled him around before spiting him out the top of the funnel. He screamed as he spun into the air and then crashed straight back down.
He opened his eyes to, “AHHHH, SIR CROCODILE!”
“See, it’s that charlatan who had a special presentation. Only to be ruined by Mugiwara,” Croc explained.
Buggy descended connecting himself to his feet, “so you’re a real loser.”
Caesar floated away from them, “I might have been bested by that brute. What are you going to do about it? Wait, you’re Buggy, that ally he rescued from Impel Down!”
Buggy got in Caesar’s face with his whole head, “don’t describe me like that! I had a whole life before Luffy!”
Caesar pushed back with his logia face, “well it sounds like you’re the friend of my enemy so I won’t even apologize for attacking this island!”
“Do you know about this island? I’m the leader of the Cross Guild!”
“The only cross I’m seeing is the dumb thing you painted on your forehead!”
“And I’ll paint the streets with you blood if you don’t fix my crew!”
“Shurororororo, I dare you. You’ll never touch me!”
“Caesar,” Croc started, “you don’t seem to really know at all, Buggy is an emperor now. Last time since I saw you, Luffy is now also an emperor. Big Mom and Kaido died.”
Caesar pulled away, “…WHAT!? Luffy’s an emperor!? Linlin and Kaido dead!?”
“That’s what he just said dumb broad,” Buggy stated in deadpan.
“I was just at Linlin’s tea party last week!”
“That was a month ago,” Crocodile said.
“What the hell!?”
“What have you been doing?” Croco and Buggy asked.
On a certain island, New World
There was a Beast Pirate flag waving in the air. On this hilly island dotted with huge mushrooms, there was a green plateau with a huge party. One could see several huge silhouettes that jeered and cheered.
On a mushroom top, there was the silhouettes of a balloon and two tall people. “That’s such Big News! I didn’t know Aramaki and Shanks visited!”
Apoo replied, “Check it out, they didn’t even fight. I think they conspired or something, that Shanks guy always seemed shady to me. Then we were able to leave the island, I took the Numbers here and Queen followed with the cats. Jack wants to be a new pirate captain so he recruited Sasaki, Black Maria, Ulti, and Page One.”
Morgans then said, “But King, where did he go?”
“The brother offed himself. Something about losing his pride.”
“An extinction….that sucks.”
A quiet moment between the two. Then Apoo brought out King’s sword, “but look at this, it’ll sell for at least 2 million, apapapapapa!”
Vivi stepped off the balloon saying, “hey, why did we stop here? You promised Sabo you’d take me back over the Red Line!”
“Kwahahahaha, Apoo, meet my current guests. It’s Queen Vivi and King Wapol, two rival monarchs looking for transport!”
“Hey hey hey, don’t include me in that introduction,” Wapol said poking his head out of the ship.
“And don’t call me queen, that’s too soon.”
“I was wondering when you were going to bring the payment for all the information I’ve brought,” Apoo said, “everything the world knows about Wano came from me.”
“Huh?” Vivi said tilting her head with Morgans. Then Morgans realized, “well of course. And Vivi is not just an invaluable gift because of her monarchy but also as the dear friend of Luffy. She was apparently a passenger on their Merry Go before Luffy defeated Crocodile.”
“Oh I see. You are generous indeed, Morgans.”
“Wait, what are you guys talking about?” Vivi asked.
Morgans answered, “well Apoo’s going to keep you now. Sabo made me take you to a safe place, he didn’t say where. Apoo’s pretty safe on this hideout island.”
“No! What’s with the flag? If this is a Kaido island then it might attract danger!”
“Don’t fuss baby girl, this is a secret Kaido island only high ranking crewmen know about. You’re totally safe and I’ll do with you whatever I choose.”
Vivi took a step back but Apoo snapped. A Number picked up Vivi in his giant hands. She started screaming and was pulled away. Apoo pointed at Morgans, “make a call to Jesus, I’m gonna make a deal with Blackbeard. I’ll give him Vivi and a Lode rubbing to become one of his Titans. Apapapapa, I’m sitting on a lot of money right now and I’m planning on meeting a few contacts Morgans,” he handed the bird a bar of gold, “a tip for all your troubles.”
“Kwahahaha, thank you Apoo. Considering the relationship between Strawhat and Blackbeard, we know exactly what the latter would do with Princess Vivi! Kwahahahahaha.”
“Aapapapapapa!”
On Whole Cake Island,
“So we know they were trying to form an alliance between the two of us anyways, and I would not object to your Colors of Conquerors, if you let us join in a new pirate union,” Jack the Drought said kneeling on the floor.
“Well I would have let Perospero make the decision but now that he’s passed, I am the highest ranking member,” said Charlotte Katakuri, laying on a throne. Next to him stood Smoothie and his twins Daifuku and Oven. “Jack, we will accept you and the Topi Roppo to the new Sweet Ring Pirates. I know you’re not sweet.”
“Just to let you know, we’re not sweet,” Ulti warned, “we’re hard boiled.”
“Is that why there’s only four of you?”
Sasaki added, “that silly cat disagreed with this decision and left with Queen. They’re sitting on Kaido’s treasure island right now. But-“
“But you would never take us there. That’s okay. We want to continue our momma’s dream of collecting the One Piece. We have one Lode and you do too.”
“Yes we do,” Jack answered. “Apoo and I both copied Kaido’s rubbing. So it’s just two more to go for us.”
Page One then said, “attacking Blackbeard might be advantageous right now but there’s an even easier possibility in Buggy. If they named him Emperor, then he must have a Lode.”
Katakuri paused before saying, “then you’re suggesting he stole it from Barbarossa. Buggy must truly be as powerful as they say. We’ll have to be careful.”
Back on Empty Bluffs,
Buggy, Crocodile, Alvida, Daz, Mohji, Cabaji, Galdino, Perona, and Caesar were in a room holding up drinks and laughing cheerfully. “ahahahahahaha, Luffy’s so dumb, ahahahahahahaha,”
Ichiji and Niji landed on the island. Niji wondered, “you think the genius got lost? The people looked unaffected.” The pirates were back to normal.
“Don’t care, we just need to find the treasure. Apparently this guy’s an Emperor!”
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