Sweet Ring Pirates
In the bathroom, Alvida was trapped under mochi. Some more Sweet Pirates came through the mirror. She asked, “Can somebody eat me out?”
“Gastanet!” the main room exploded from Caesar’s gas bomb. Katakuri ignored this bomb and made, “Swirling Donuts, Block Mochi Four,” surrounding Mihawk. “Skander’s Beg” Mihawk sent an encircled slash to all angles of the room cutting the mochi apart and Katakuri in half. “Wax Wax Stream,” Galdino poured a river of wax pushing Daifuku and Oven out the door with the Vinsmoke brothers. They were pushed over the railing into the bottom floor. Down there, the Guilders and Sweets were already fighting.
“Time to suit up,” Ichiji said and they tossed their cans to the ground before wondrously transforming into the Germa 66!
“Seen it before,” Oven said sending a heat wave in the air.
“Don’t care, Heavy Pulse,” Yonji punched deep into Oven.
Niji blocked the genie and then lightning stepped behind Daifuku, “sorry to keep ya waiting,” sending a speedy kick to Daifuku’s face. Daifuku was sent into a staircase.
Upstairs, Charlotte Nougat stepped out of the bathroom only to be stabbed by Buggy’s detached hand in the head. After him came Tamago who was cracked by Judge. Crocodile formed his body into a huge alligator head biting Katakuri. “no-” but there was Mihawk above him in the air. Mihawk brought his sword down, “Vladislav” beheading Katakuri. Katakuri’s head actually reformed on the neck and he melted his body.
“Ahahahaha, what do I even have to do?” Buggy cheered.
Jack the Mammoth came bargaining in from Buggy’s bedroom, demolishing the building as he came. “Buggy!”
“AHHHHH!” Perona and Caesar screamed as he stomped on them.
“What beef do I even have with you guys?” Jack thrusted into Buggy bringing him into the next room over the lower floor. Midair, Jack turned human and grabbed his sickles. He wrapped them in haki and then slashed at Buggy drawing blood. “Fuck! I didn’t divide!”
“I believed I would cut you. Give up your Lode Poneglyph, Clown!”
Buggy divided and then showed Jack the ketchup packs in his hand, “sike, buffon.” and a muggy ball blew up Jack. Jack fell to the floor with everyone cheering for Buggy.
His constitution is strong, Mihawk commented in his head as he blocked another Block Mochi.
Buggy pulled down an eyelid using his middle finger and stuck out his tongue, “that could’ve worked any other day but I’m too drunk to be scared of you right now. You can’t even sober me up!” I was mistaken!
“BUGGY BUGGY BUGGY!” they cheered.
“Oh we’re safe” Perona and Caesar realized as they simply became intangible when Jack stepped on them.
“The bathroom situation needs to be controlled,” realized Reiju as she flew past Judge and Saint Marc fighting. She flew into the mirror and found, “it’s you, the witch Brulee!”
“Ahhhh, the Germa girl! Get her boys!”
Reiju stood still as the Counter, Cadenza, and Cabaletta triplet stood behind her.
Jack stood up wondering, where are the Topi Roppo? They should be here by now.
Outside, the old giant working for Buggy held the spinocerous by the neck while punching the triceratops back. Others behind him cheered, “go Leifsson go!”
“You dumb creepy crawlies aren’t getting past me!”
Buggy connected to his feet again, “I don’t think you’re beating me tonight, Jack, Katakuri. Quit while you’re ahead, we don’t have no stinking Lode Poneglyph nor would we know how to read them or where to get one. Just dock your ship in our safe port and join the party.”
“You- you don’t have a lode?”
Katakuri lowered his arms as Judge, Crocodile, Perona, Caesar, and Mihawk surrounded him.
Buggy’s hand tapped Jack’s forehead as he said, “no think about it, what do I need the Lode for? I practically reached Raftel with Roger already. I’m looking for a real booty from Captain John.”
A cold shiver went down Jack back. This atmosphere I feel from him, is like whenever Kaido would give a real order. This is the truth.
“But you know what buddy, if I see one, I’ll sell it to you for some real money. You’re gonna bring your ship in right?”
Crocodile asked, “and what are you going to do, Donut boy?”
Katakuri took off his scarf and commanded everyone loudly, “everyone stop fighting! There was a misunderstanding! We just came here to party!”
And the pirates cheered “WOOOOOO!” “Buggy must’ve used Conqueror’s Haki to overpower Jack and Katakuri!” and “our Emperor didn’t even have to lift a finger.”
Buggy laughed “gyahahahahahaha, against all trials, we won.”
Ulti, in human form crossed her arms, “this was stUpid of Katakuri.”
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