The Circus of Pirates
Caesar floated Daz back to the ship. “I made it okay, where’s the others.”
“We don’t know,” a crewman responded. “Things look like they went crazy, what’s the plan?”
“Runaway! Hoist the sails, raise the anchor!”
“What about the treasure?” another asked.
“What about you?” Queen asked landing on deck. Caesar started to sweat. Queen continued, “well I’m not worried. The way I see it, as soon as I kill all of Cross Guild, you’ll just run back to us anyways. So I won’t attack you or any of these buffoons, I’ll just wait for the other loser to show up!”
Galdino and Alvida woke up in a room of crying children and worried parents. Alvida commented, “how sad, all their terror ruined the clown make up.”
“And the others are just wearing sorrow masks.”
“Please help us, Buggy officers! The onis will leave nothing for us to live in! We had to import all the wood and stone for our town since its just a fungi island. You’re strong, aren’t you.”
Galdino rolled his eyes and then glanced over at Alvida who was holding back tears. “What your problem??”
“I- I- mean it’s just a few mini giants? Surely we could fight idiots.”
“Ugh, I guess I’ll slay another giant.”
They headed out the door and spotted Nangi sitting while taking a drink. He had some people in his other hand. Alvida shouted at him, “hey, hey retard, look, titties,” she opened her shirt letting them hang. The people in Nangi’s hand laughed while Nangi started to nosebleed. “That’s awfully dumb,” Galdino said hanging on the side of the beer jug. Nangi tossed him into the air where Galdino created a waxy rope to swing off Nangi’s horns, and then Galdino reached out grabbing the people out of Nangi’s hand. They landed on a waxy platform. Galdino then pointed to Nangi, “have a drink retard”. Nangi did without hesitation. Then he rose smirking at the uncaring waxman. Galdino turned around and snapped and the bombs inside Nangi blew him apart. The civilians asked, “wow how did you do that?”. Galdino juggled a bomb in his hands, “Captain’s Muggy Surprise”.
“Good job,” Alvida said buttoning her shirt. Then Goki came dashing down the street and grabbed at Alvida although she just slipped out of his hand. He was a bit confused and tried grabbing at her again with both hands but she slipped through again. “See, I’m not afraid of anything that can’t touch me,” she then took out her mace out of…hmmm…where did it come from? She dashed up Goki’s body. “I’ll touch you when I want but you never will”. Angry, Goki tried to slap her. She slipped out shooting into the air, “you can’t even crush me!” She raised her mace, “say hi to Kaido for me, and tell him you met the prettiest woman on the sea!” And she smashed Goki’s forehead sending him on his back. Alvida and Galdino high fived.
Mohji was hiding under a mushroom, “that stupid lion fell in love with a stupid oni. I guess I’ll just stay here and blend in with the citizens after this is all over. I’m nothing but an East Blue loser.”
“You’re so depressing,” Perona told him.
“Ah! Perona! Shoo, go away, I’m a Finzionese now. I’ll serve under the Cat Boss.”
“You’re so pathetic, full of scum, and you’ll never find your soul mate, hororororororo” she floated away.
“A…a soul mate! She’s a ghost girl, she must know all about that. I have to live on….I have to rescue Richie!”
Mohji ran out to the street. He shouted at Richie who was playing with Fuga who used a mushroom as a cat toy. Mohji ran up and leapt to attack Fuga who just knocked him away. “Oh right, I’m still a fatass. I just need to get stronger.” Some civilians watched Mohji as he simply did some pushups that made him thinner and thinner. They laughed off their asses. Mohji stood up muscular as shit. “I will knock you down.” He ran up and started to cartwheel before torpedoing into Fuga’s stomach knocking him in the air. “Richie, a boost! Wait, ah-” Richie headbutted Mohji into the air who then turned punched hard in Fuga’s face. Fuga landed with a slam.
“Tigris and Euphrates” Cabaji rose through the air leaving parallel slashes on Jaki. Then he spun around and swung with one blade across the chest, “Vulga”. Cabaji landed and then was kicked by Jaki. Jaki picked up a house that Cabaji slashed through. Cabaji jumped again cutting over Jaki and down his back, “Danube”. Jaki finally fell to his knees.
In another part, a hand fell to the ground and Vivi rolled out of it. Mihawk stood by and she asked him, “thanks but why did someone as edgy as you save me?”
“I didn’t do a thing.” Mihawk said turning around. Vivi raised an eyebrow.
Inbi was crying on the docks as the many horos passed through him. “Get out of the way,” Queen yelled, “I won’t be able to see anyone with you crying like that.”
“Soooooo ugly, you are Queen,” Perona said dropping in.
“Hah here’s one. UGLY??”
“Your song is a cope. You were just born ugly, you’re not trying to nerf yourself.”
“Shut up,” Queen shouted fighting back tears. Perona laughed.
Morgans exclaimed, ”big news, they’re better than I thought they’d be!”
Heyritten argued, “see why you should fight? If they can take out those bastardly oni, then you can fight lonely little Apoo.”
“Ugh, I don’t know, even they could do that.”
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