Mihawk the Scaramouche
“Hopefully this just speeds things up,” Wapol said dropping Buggy off the balloon. Buggy was weighed down by some things and he screamed “waaaaaaaaah.”
Alvida and Galdino reached the depressed Inbi who started tying a rope around his neck. Horo ghost mocked him. “That’s crazy,” they stated.
Boom, “stop blasting the ship,” Perona said as another Queen laser phased through her. “Stop being a ghost,” the crewmen shouted.
Then suddenly, Inbi regained his composure. Fuga, Jaki, Nangi, and Goki rose once more. The other numbers (Hatcha, Kunyun, and Rokki) also turned their attention to the ship. Perona noticed, Queen had blown a whistle. “Hey numbers, come sink this ship! None of them will escape now.” Perona exclaimed, “oh shit.”
Mihawk used a mushroom to leap into the air. As Vivi watched, she wondered Buggy helped Luffy in the war but Morgans said they hate each other. I can’t go to the Vinsmokes since Judge sucks….I need to find Morgans! The numbers made their way to the docks. Mihawk flew across the city reaching just behind them. He swung Yoru from underneath, “Tempest”. Slashes came up from the ground piercing them from the back and letting them hang like they were staked. Then they all collapsed on the ground completely still.
Queen completely dropped his jaw, “oh fuck Mihawk came this way! And he used his signature impaling technique! I expected to deal with him last…”
“Sorry to keep you waiting,” Mihawk said standing behind Queen on deck.
“AH! When did you get there!?”
“When did I leave?” Mihawk asked with menacing kanji.
“Hah! Well the Numbers would never go down so easy.” Queen started whistling but they did not wake up. He whistled repeatedly and looked over at them concluding that, “they’re-they’re dead! Vegapunk’s most monstrous mutants are dead!” Queen fell on his side screaming. Then Mihawk jumped onto his body pointing Yoru at Queen’s face. Queen kept screaming as Mihawk just stared at him. Then a cut appears on his cheek and he starts bleeding down his face. “Just my Pressure was enough,” Mihawk said walking away.
Caesar realized, “I just remembered such a scary guy trained that idiot Zoro.”
On the News Balloon, Heyritten said, “well they almost looked in trouble but the Scaramouche clutched a sweep victory. But it was cool too see Alvida the Colombina trick her enemies with her beauty and for Galdino the Sandrone to use the crude and clever tactic of spiked alcohol was really impressive. Mohji also really showed his lazy side most of this act as a Pulcinella, but was able to pull through for the Lion. These guys are really a circus of pirates.”
Morgans replied, “boring, there’s something major about to happen in the mushroom fields.”
Down there, Crocodile found himself surrounded by the cats. Crocodile lit a new cigar, “I thought Kaido was a dinosaur fanatic, what’s with all the pussy?”
Habdurra said, “you know, I should apologize to you. If I didn’t let Shanks steal the gum gum fruit, you would still be in Alabasta right now, doing what you did best. Shadowbossing.”
“Evidently, there was nothing for me there.”
“But don’t you believe in fate, Crocodile? A sand man drying out the desert kingdom?”
“So you’re a bit religious,” Crocodile said rolling his eyes.
“I’m just saying, we’re closer than you’d think. The only problem is, you’ve killed a few of my men. That’s why we all came.”
“Kua hah hah, and what exactly happened to the game? Did Buggy win and you’ve come here to cope by killing me?”
“No, you’re unburying of the gold is what cancelled the game. Now it’s a pirate war we will win!”
Crocodile grew in frustration, “I understand my mistake now. I should’ve moved the ship closer to expediate this. But…you don’t have the claws to kill me. Secco!” The ground beneath them completely dried up and the mushrooms in the area completely shrunk. “Moler Secco!” The dried up land was then dusted into sand and Crocodile began to sand himself. Finally, “Girasole!” the sand then sunk into a pit of quicksand. Habdurra and a few of the cats leapt into the air but one was sucked into the sand. “Bajran” Crocodile dried up the other cat and then struck them with his hook. “Diablo Sables” Croco spawned a sand twister and became apart of it. There were multiple super large twisters. “Higher still,” Habdurra commanded his crew and they jumped higher.
One made binoculars out of his hands, “I see where he is boss! Right there,” he pointed with his tail. Habdurra sent a flurry of fang shigan causing the twisters to disperse and some sand clouds formed which rose. “Lost him boss-” a straight spike of sand struck through his heart. Habdurra turned around sighting an arm shrinking into a sand cloud. “Fang Flash” Habdurra tackled Crocodile biting through him. Blood flew everywhere and he gritted his teeth with armaments arms. Crocodile separated and reformed into a giant gator head chomping Habdurra in return. Habdurra was then blasted into the quicksand. Crocodile reformed himself on the ground. “So you’re Cipher Pol? The only thing worse than a pirate is the government!”