Emperor of the Sea, Buggy
Kid Buggy shouted at Kid Shanks, “you didn’t need to stay with me! I only had I’ll-die-if-I-go-on-that-island-disease! You could’ve seen the treasure on your own!” Shanks just continued starting out the window. Buggy paced around lamenting, “now they’re all secretive about what they found there, even Gaban. And Roger wants to leave all his treasure there. He’ll die soon! You should’ve gone for the both of us!” Shanks teared.
Now to the present. A explosion roared through the vale. A burned up Apoo grabbed Buggy by the neck, charged up his right hook, and punched him down the valley. Apoo then scratched slowly across his chest like it was a chalkboard. This caused Buggy to peel away like sticky notes. He reassembled himself. “You know I’m immune to any cutting, slashing or chopping?”Apoo clocked him with a gut punch once more.
“Yeah but it wastes your time letting me close in. It’s a cool devil fruit though. Mine’s simply better.”
“You’ve never fought me!”
Apoo did a bit of beatboxing before making a glass shattering sound that shattered Buggy in the same. Apoo closed in. Buggy’s feet blasted a muggy ball at him but Apoo heard this and guarded himself. “Bara Bara Cannon” nicked Apoo as he side stepped a second to late. The flying hand turned around mid air heading back for Apoo, “Chase, Snakeshot!” Apoo clapped sending a shockwave blasting the hand away. Apoo raised his leg and started playing it like an electric guitar. A confused Buggy was then suddenly shocked by a sky borne lightning bolt. Apoo turned around with a face punch but Buggy shot off his head and spit a dozen knives out of his mouth, “Shrapnel Gun!” Apoo covered his face and said, “shing shing” and the knives bounced off of him like he was metal. Buggy’s leg kicked Apoo in the balls causing him to kneel in pain. Apoo then started repeatedly punching the ground causing shock waves to blast Buggy and shake the whole island.
Elsewhere
Caesar was floating overhead while carrying a gagged Vivi, “yeah this way, the ship’s moving this way.”
Crocodile looked a bit perturbed as he pointed the same way and the crewmen carried the gold. One asked, “but aren’t we heading right into Buggy’s battle? He must be shaking the island with his haki.”
Crocodile face palmed and Caesar said, “you argue about it with Mihawk you nitwit, now keep marching.”
On the ship,
Queen rose in his hybrid form, “alright, enough clowning around. I’m going to commandeer this ship, whether or not you actually fight me, Hawkeye!”
“Remain still, baby salamander. Our captains are fighting. If Buggy loses, then I’ll give you the chance to fight me. But I’ll tell you right now, it’s a fair match!”
Queen thought, does he really have Conquers Haki? His Pressure is overwhelming, it’s like Kaido’s sitting right there.
Up in the air
Morgans stated, “well this fight is turning out to be more exciting than expected! Who knew two buffoons could throw on such a show??”
“As if a death battle should just be entertainment,” Urouge said.
“Don’t you remember what I used to say? Life is entertainment,” Heyritten said. “Life is a fiction. The difference between a landlubber and a seaman is that the seaman gets to choose where they have their fun. A landlubber is subject to seasons, one island, and stagnation…”
Back in the valley,
Buggy reassembled completely. “Boy you really are in a pissy mood. I just wanted some booty you know.”
“…that’s it? How useless of a pirate are you? There’s two Lode Poneglyphs on this island and you’re only aware of tons of gold.”
“Holy shit, how many tons?”
“Apapapapa, you really are a clown. I’ll give you a second.”
A silent moment passed between them. Buggy then said, “wait, you have two Lodes?” with a completely shocked face.
“Idiot! I have a copy of Kaido’s that he got from the Demon King who stole it from my tribe! Heyritten has his copy that he stole from Gaban after Roger was killed. Although I can’t blame you on that one. Anyone who chases Heyritten for his gets swallowed by the Kraken so no one’s ever reached Raftel since Roger. But you still really are useless, you don’t even mean to to collect the One Piece. How the hell are you an Emperor?”
“Hey fuck you, I’ll collect the One Piece whenever I desire. I was around when it was buried for John’s sake.”
“Quit the game. I mean seriously, you haven’t done anything to deserve the title. Failing upwards ever since you met Luffy in Impel Down and even before that on Roger’s crew.”
“Pause, I was very successful in the East Blue for 18 years, monkey.”
“Oh, the weakest of the Four Blues??? APAPAPAPAPAPAPAPA!”
“That’s not a real laugh,” Buggy said rolling his eye and cross his arms.
“Check it out Buggy. Ever since Kaido and Linlin died, everyone’s been busy. Morgans tells me all! Shanks defeated the new admiral Aramaki just outside of Wano. Teach invaded Amazon Lily just to kidnap Coby who was arresting Boa. He also had Kuzan raid Whole Cake Island for her precious daughter Pudding! Then here’s the crazy newest development. Luffy, with that damned Strawhat from Shanks’ head, he is holding Vegapunk hostage on his own island! Apparently Borsalino’s getting called in. They’re all getting busy for a second wind toward Raftel and you’re here goofing about gold. You aren’t a damn Emperor of the Sea! You’re just a fucking clown!”
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