Alex Wassabi vs “iDubbz” Ian Jomha
Alex is excited and bloodthirsty coming in today. Hopefully Ian doesn’t end up hospitalized today. Projected to win is Alex at an extreme diff.
In the Esfand interview, we see Alex in a nice black leather and silver robe. I don’t know Alex at all but he is incredibly zesty. “I wanna show myself, I wanna test my self…I wanna see what he gots and if it matches up with what I got,” eyebrows bouncing. Lmao, its getting hyped nonetheless. With Amouranth, we see Ian dressed in a robe similar to Tingle from Zelda. “He’s going to make his opponent lumpah tonight,” thank you Amouranth. Charlie is praying this fight end in a knockout for NO reason while Tony sees a fair more match between the two.
Alex walks out very chill to Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney, he is not beating the zesty allegations. Then I hear the most beautiful sound which brought me to tears, the Reese’s Puff Rap with Idubbz dancing down to the ring. SuperMega then come on to give their completely offkey rendition of the American anthem with an electric guitar just for show. Thanks I guess.
Oh Alex is Filipino, making the zesty thing more reasonable. Spanish blood will improve his charisma stat. Ian’s Tingle outfit and hatred of Mid Hero Academia is going to boost his chaos and wisdom stat respectively.
First round, the first minute is a slow start of test punches while the crowd chants “twist his dick”. Then Alex lays a clean combo before Ian gets his chance. Then Alex counters forcing Ian to turtle until he counters with a few body blows. They recover for a few seconds before Ian attacks for a turn and then Alex gets a double turn landing three heavies across Ian. Alex is then able to land a few more heavies while Ian stumbles. Ian suffers a gross heavy sniper while Alex is able to stay further and further away from counters. There’s a short clinch which afterwards Ian tries a few sniper punches that do little damage. Then Ian tries to come in for a punch only to get punished across his back as Alex disappears from in front of him.
Round 2, Ian is more offensive this second round leading with several charged shots pushing Alex against the rope until they clinch. Ian closes in to punch only to suffer a body rocking siege from Alex until they clinch once more. Backing into a corner, Alex suffers a few shots until they clinch once more. Later, Ian chases Alex into another corner just to get clinched. Alex uses another clinch as he is supposedly recovering his stamina. Ian is able to send a real flurry on a rope trapped Alex and then CLINCH. To finish the round, Alex goes offensive, bouncing around and giving a good number of heavy body shots that Ian tanks with a tall turtle shell.
Round 3, Ian strikes out on fire again with three good face shots but Alex punches him off. Alex ends up chased by Ian around the ring until he zooms behind him and punches Ian against the ropes. Ian is quick to follow still adding pressure. Trapped against the ropes again, Alex uses a clinch and just carries him around and around as Ian tries to brawl out of it. The team notices that Alex may be getting gassed as he corners himself once more and Ian punishes this. Alex is able to slip by twice, leaving a jabs as he retreats. By now, almost every time Ian does trap him, the man is able to use “Room: Shambles” to switch places. Finally, Alex tries this trick again, but Ian headlocks the man to punch his back and body.
Final Round, the two are fairly offensive at the start although Alex has slowed down and Ian has upped his agility, dodging a wide hook to send a flurry. Ian’s stamina stat is already high due to his experience from last year as his main function in that fight was lasting above all beat downs. With more energy this year, Ian send 8 med punches sending Alex down the rope until Alex clinches him and then lands a charged meteor shot. Ian falls into another Shambles as he closes in while Alex fakes his right hand, turn, and hooks his left into Ian’s head. His accuracy has been crazy the whole time and the only thing Ian’s missing. Against the ropes, Shambles into a clinch but then the ref separates them. After this, Alex is able to bounce off the ropes with two punches for Ian. Ian throws a few airballs that Alex surgically weaves through to counter with med jabs. He is even able to punch through Ian’s turtle shell, landing a punch on the chin. Ian gives chase again only for Alex to give a good hook. After another clinch, Ian fires a few punches that Alex steps past and Ian almost collapses on the ropes. He’s defiantly gassed by now. The crowd cheers for him. To finish the round, Alex lands a few good punches but Ian clinches him till the bell rings.
The first judge scored 38 to 38
The second scored 39 to 37
The final scored 39 to 37
The winner by majority is Alex Wasabi. Alex is still excited after this fight. When asked what his corner was telling him he says, “he said ‘yo, keep doing what you doing. You killing it boy. You too fast. you can’t catch him’, and then some other stuff but I don’t remember” this man is SOMETHING else I can’t explain it. Alex challenges Guava Juice aka White Wasabi for his next fight. Alex also mentions he’s disappointed if Ian does quit fighting after this. He asks he crowd, “can we all agree, that this man right here, got that DAAAAWG in him??!!” I’m giggling and bouncing in my seat. Then he gets the crowd to cheer “ONE MORE FIGHT!”
“Hey Big Dog, Hey Big Dog, I gotta ask you something. In front of all these people right here, for a good cause, and for the HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE WATCHING LIVE AROUND THE WORLD RIGHT NOW! You got one more fight in you, boy!?”
Weakly, through tears he answers, “If you insist Alex”
The roar could be heard across the entire peninsula. I’m crying and screaming myself. For Ian “I know I’m not every cup of tea, but I appreciate the support…thank you for coming.”
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